December 2009
11 posts
Q: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth... →
"How much longer can I get away with being so...
Not much longer. The shoes with bows, the cunning underwear with slogans on the crotch - Knock Here, and so forth - will have to go, along with the cat suit. After a while you forget what you really look like. You think your mouth is the size it was. You pretend not to care.
When I was young I went with my hair hiding one eye, thinking myself daring; off to the movies in my jaunty pencil skirt...
countdown to 6000 tweets...
Currently i’m 7 away from having answered the question “What Are You Doing?” on Twitter. Since it is only 8 o’clock on a Saturday night, I’m assuming the 6000th Tweet will be happening within 2 hours or so… possibly at the El Rey theatre for the Sweater Festival catching Castledoor hopefully ;)
I have a lovely borrowed sweater from Danny, rather...
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somehow i managed to make a name of my freelance writing self in the business of ‘top’ lists… oh joy.
a 'hope u feel better' actually does make someone... →
“I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living...”
– e.e. cummings
